Saddam’s Shark Pool, Described by Former Bodyguard

January 20, 2003 10:57 AM

Saddam’s Shark Pool, Described by Former BodyguardAgain, DEBKA. Ok: if they are wrong, we will soon know, but here may well be the location(s) of the smoking guns. Note: there is a 2nd part to this intelligence piece due soon.
posted by Postroad (11 comments total)

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Do they have laser beams attached to their heads?

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posted by Stan Chin at 10:58 AM on January 20, 2003

Are they ill-tempered?

*puts little finger in mouth*
posted by 111 at 11:02 AM on January 20, 2003

blah blah blah debka blah blah blah iraq
posted by languagehat at 11:06 AM on January 20, 2003

Perhaps they're just sea bass?
posted by PenDevil at 11:06 AM on January 20, 2003

How celever the comments.
posted by Postroad at 11:10 AM on January 20, 2003

The floor and the paths of the entranceway are made of glass and you can see sharks and all sorts of fish. It is like an ocean. It cost billions.

Also, he has a room made entirely of candy with video games that you don't have to put quarters in and a pony farm and his own snowcone machine and a private racecar that you can drive inside and a fire pole...

And what Languagehat said.
posted by PinkStainlessTail at 11:10 AM on January 20, 2003

Actually, it's what Matt said when he deleted Postroad's last pointless post. But Postroad doesn't give up easy.
posted by languagehat at 11:15 AM on January 20, 2003

shouldn't they be FRICKIN' laser beams, Stan?
posted by Vidiot at 11:17 AM on January 20, 2003

"Now that I have explained my diabolical master plan, President Bush, I am afraid your time is up. The rope from which you are suspended is in the path of a slowly moving laser beam. Once the beam cuts through the rope, you and Secretary Powell will be plunged into my subterranean shark pool, where you will surely die a horrible death. I would love to watch, but alas, I have pressing business elsewhere..."
posted by vraxoin at 11:24 AM on January 20, 2003

dumb solution. dumb thread. dumb source.
posted by specialk420 at 11:30 AM on January 20, 2003

Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I posted one comment to this thread.
posted by moonbiter at 11:32 AM on January 20, 2003